If you’ve ever flown on a plane then you probably flipped through the SkyMall Magazine when there was nothing else to do. Or if you’re like me, you pick it up as soon as you get on the plane in hopes that someone has invented something new and ridiculous for you to laugh at. This past week on our way back from Haiti (more on that later) I found some gems that I would like to share with you.
The Bed Made EZ
We’ll start with a very typical product from Skymall, something you use for only one thing. One thing that you have never thought you would ever need a tool to accomplish. Until you read through SkyMall and realized that your back and fingernails do often get injured while making your bed and it’s time to put a stop to it.
Priceless Print Charm
Moving into the creepy realm, this lovely piece makes it possible to carry your loved ones finger print everywhere you go. If you ever start to miss that person, have no fear, “the simple act of touching such a thing removes that distance, and brings you comfort.”
One of my personal favorites, the Face Trainer, brought to you by the lovely people at no!no! (why would you buy something from a company that is blatantly, and repeatedly telling you not to?)
“Cherish” Lifelike Baby Doll - You Name Her
And lastly, but by no means the least creepy, a fake “lifelike” baby. And just to drive home the creepy, it comes with a free hospital bracelet that “you can personalize.” Please do not ever buy this.
Thank you Skymall, please continue to amaze.